My darling daughter is leaving For her in-law's home
And she's got us teary-eyed
She has all my best wishes
My darling daughter is leaving For her in-law's home
And she's got us teary-eyed
She has all my best wishes
Oh, great one, heed to this
Don't go like this
Come, your shadow beckons you
Oh, great one, heed to this
Don't go like this
Come, your shadow beckons you
Oh, great one
Oh, thinker
Oh, great one
Sometimes... the smallest of things
trigger memories that are strange and beautiful...
and they leave us speechless.
It's a beautiful world.
The moments from our past...
live in our memories forever.
Memories are like a box of chocolates.
Once you open it...
you can't stop at just one.
What are you looking at?
Why don't you watch TV, if you want something to stare at!
Pardon me! My foot! I saw you staring at me!
Have you never seen sexy legs before?
I have. Yours aren't sexy.
I'll slap you!
Say you're sorry!
Go to the other cashier.
Is she your friend?
Naina and I are schoolmates.
Please bill this.
What are you doing these days?
What do you mean?
She's studying Medicine.
Top ranked in her class!
You're the same, Naina.
She used to have top scores in school as well, Auntie.
That's true.
What are you studying?
Arts, Aunty. I am not that studious.
Thank God we're on vacation now.
What are your vacation plans?
-Mom! -I'm going to Manali tomorrow.
Family vacation?
Mom!
No, Auntie. I am going with my friends.
Naina, you know them.
Bunny and Avi?
From school?
That Avinash Shiv.
That lecture-bunking slacker!
Yeah, I am cool.
Your friend left this behind.
I'm not going to repeat myself.
This bloody foreigner has been chattering for too long.
Why are you frightening these poor guys?
Answer the question.
You're new around here.
How do you know them?
What?
I'm working for them.
Okay.
They look like hippies.
They're very important people.
They make travel shows all over the world.
Really?
They're from Argentina.
What is Argentina?
You know... just some tiny village.
Will you take me there?
Of course, my darling.
Now, answer their question.
Don't ask me who their fathers are!
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen.
Hold on to your seats.
We are about to present...
The honorable artist belonging to Agra.
The queen of beauty, grace and sensuality... Mohini!
Eyes like jewels,
Ruby red lips,
Bid your senses goodbye, tonight.
Leave while you can, my friends.
Or weep tomorrow morning!
How many truly know the value of
grace, desire, and passion?
Okay, tell me.
Can I get a discount for all three at once?
Young man, don't humiliate the beauty.
May you not get insulted by the hands of this beauty.
You're mischievous, good-looking,
but you are only a boy.
When will you learn the difference between boys and men?
Oh lad, where have you come from?
You have a lovely face But a foolish mind as well
Oh lad, where have you come from?
You have a lovely face But a foolish mind as well
You're jealous of my talks
My aloofness pricks you
Tell me, What do you think of yourself?
My skirt is the talk of the town
From Baghdad to Delhi via Agra
My skirt is the talk of the town
From Baghdad to Delhi via Agra
Your skirt, your skirt
Your skirt
-I'm the wind -Fly away
-The cloud -Then, turn around
-I'm like a bud -Of where?
-My style -Take it away
You are shameless, You are a destitute
-This waist -Hide it
-My gaze -Turn it away
-My address -I'll ask
-My age -You know
You're so stubborn
You're like the setting sun
My carelessness is bothering you
Tell me, What do you think of yourself?
Useless
The talk of your skirt It's all useless
Be it Baghdad, Delhi or Agra
My skirt is the talk of the town
From Baghdad to Delhi via Agra
Oh, my God!
-I'm an intoxication -Reform yourself
-I'm a mistake -Improve yourself
-I'm the perfume -I'll won't smell it
-I'm a ghazel -I'll won't sing it
You're acting smart
-I'm fun -I don't want you
-I'm a punishment -I won't accept
-I'm a wish -I won't ask for it
-I'm a gamble -Which I won't play
You're hopeless, But there's still some possibility
You've been dodged like a bullet
My carelessness is bothering you
Tell me, What do you think of yourself?
A rumor
All of it is a rumor
Be it in Baghdad, Delhi or Agra
My skirt is the talk of the town
From Baghdad to Delhi via Agra
Your skirt, your skirt
Your skirt
We ran into Naina's friend today.
What a sight she was.
Dirty, torn clothes.
And she had these giant headphones around her neck.
Totally weird!
That's not true, Dad.
What do you know?
Take it from me, this friend of yours has no future.
Mom!
For one, she's not my friend.
And everyone doesn't have the same priorities.
Not everyone wants to be a doctor.
Like anyone would even appoint her as a nurse!
At least she's enjoying her life.
Young girls who have a lot of fun, end up pregnant.
And then, they regret it.
Well, I'm already regretting.
-At least finish your food! -I'm not hungry.
What is wrong with you?
I'm fed up of this stupid life, Mom.
Aditi is going on a vacation with her friends.
I study so much I can't even give myself a break on Sundays!
And then, I have to listen to your constant nagging!
Do you want a vacation?
Mom!
-There's food in the oven. -What the...
There are mangoes for you in the fridge.
Why haven't you gone to bed yet?
I was reading.
In the dark?
Don't lie.
Oh, I'm the liar?
Yes, Dad. You were waiting for me to come home.
You should sleep early.
If I sleep on time, when will I see you?
Tomorrow morning you're off to Manali.
So what?
-Manali? -And I'm the liar.
Why did you enter my room?
This is the limit, Dad!
What were you looking for? Drugs?
Bunny, don't shout.
You told us you're going to Lonavala.
This sherbet is terrible.
But you're going to Manali for a trek.
You're getting habitual to these weird things.
It's weird to you, not to me.
We are not as rich as your friends are.
Save money. It'll help you.
I'm funding this trip.
I respect your melodrama but you're not my mother.
I'm going to Manali tomorrow.
Do you like the color?
Why are you always lecturing me?
I want to live life on my own terms.
Because I worry about you.
-When you become a father-- -I don't want to be anyone's father!
Why did you lie?
Dad... you stay up all night if I sleep over at Avi's.
I didn't want you to worry.
If you don't want to trouble me...
then why are you so keen on climbing this mountain?
Is it that necessary?
Yes.
Take care of my son, okay?
Damn it! This idiot should be dropped!
Get off me, Aditi!
How could I leave you, handsome?
You look so hot when you're angry!
Aditi, not now! This match is very stressful.
So stressful that you forgot to pick me up?
Why should I pick you up? Are you a child?
Are you going to be kidnapped?
Come on, the train is here.
-I don't want to go for this stupid trek. -What?
Why not, man?
What happened to all those plans of hooking up with the mountain chicks?
I can't miss the India-Pakistan series over that.
I'm screwed, man.
India needs you, bro.
Let's go, Adi.
You'll are really leaving me behind?
Yeah. You don't want to come.
Of course, I want to come, man.
But how? You blew up all your money!
How did you know?
Bloody bookie! I know a lot more than you think.
You bet all your pocket money on this match, right?
Go.
Such a drama queen! Stop this drama.
What are my savings for? Let's go.
No, Bunny.
You've worked hard for that money.
Save it.
Money is nothing!
Money's for spending, not saving!
-The three of us are going on this trip. -Come on!
Come on.
We're going to kill it in Manali!
Our names will be in their history books forever!
Not a single mountain girl shall be spared!
I'm Sumer, your trip leader from MakeMyTrip.
Train leaves in 20 minutes.
Meena, give me some tea.
Mom?
First, don't freak out.
Hey. Here.
I am not hungry.
It's ham and cheese! Your favorite!
I had to wake up at six in the morning to make them!
Are you mad, Aditi?
Feed me.
Where's Bunny?
Sorry, I'm late but--
You?
We met at Tanya's party.
Geetanjali's cousin!
How could I forget you?
How are you?
I am late! Where's Sumer?
Wait.
Are you coming with us?
-Please give change, ma'am. -Yes.
-You know this is a trek, right? -Water.
So what?
You'll have to climb mountains,
sleep in the tents.
There will be bears at night!
I know what a trek is!
I'm sorry but it's too late for you to join us.
All the seats are reserved.
Is there no option?
I'll sleep on the floor!
Sleep with me.
I mean, we'll take turns.
Conductor won't catch us.
Alright. Sounds good. Let's go.
My bags!
I'm not a porter.
Ask me nicely.
Please help me, Kabir.
Do I need to carry you as well?
What are you thinking? Come on!
Naina, what will Lord Ganesha do without you in Manali?
I have...
never traveled alone.
Then, do it now!
Trust me, nothing will happen. It'll be fun!
Come on.
Are you stalking me?
No, I--
Aditi fantasizes about all the girls in the world stalking her.
Remember, Aditi? We used to fight over to sit behind Topper Naina!
Whoever won was guaranteed to pass his exams!
-Please eat! -Come on eat!
Do you have a knife?
Yes! Definitely! Hold on.
-It was right here. -We don't have it.
I should've brought bananas.
I've got a...
knife.
Give it to me.
What will you give me in return?
What would you like?
Your...
name.
Are you guys also going to Manali?
If that's where you'll be, where else could we go?
And what will this fruit do for you, darling?
Come, let's have lunch.
Yeah. We have ham and cheese sandwiches.
Sharing is caring.
I'll get my friends.
She has got friends, bro!
-How dare you offer her my sandwiches? -Just relax!
"Sharing is caring."
You should be happy, Aditi There's three of them.
One for Bunny, one for me and...
one for you!
Ladies... and bro.
Let's get this party started!
Okay now, we're going to play my favorite game.
Hey, that's my favorite game!
Let's begin.
Topper Naina, take this.
No, you play.
Now that you're here, you must play. Here!
I don't drink alcohol.
What?
Would the bottles not topple if the high were in the liquor?
What do you mean?
Nothing. Here. Take this Appy.
You'll be happy to have Appy.
Okay, everyone knows the rules, right?
I'm going to say something that I've never done.
Like... I've never taken a rickshaw.
Whoever has done it...
must take a sip of their drink.
That's great. Let's start!
I've never been in love.
I fall in love every single day.
Had you never been in love?
No.
But I think that's about to change.
Bunny only loves himself.
No.
I've never... watched porn.
Every day!
But Naina you're a biology student!
How come you haven't watched it?
I've never been arrested.
Beating up a watchman!
I was there as well!
Peeing on the sidewalk.
No.
I've never...
been kissed.
Oh, we can change that right now.
I'm going to sleep, guys.
Hey, it's your turn!
No.
Can I use the seat for a bit, Bunny?
I've never hit on a friend's mom!
That's because he hits on their dads!
Adi, wake up.
Adi, we're not here to sleep.
I'm sleepy, Bunny!
Jumma, Jumma
Bunny, I'll break your face!
-Jumma, Jumma -Jumma, Jumma
Idiot!
-Jumma, my darling -Jumma, my darling
-Come out -Come out
-It is Friday -It is Friday
-You had promised to meet today -You had promised to meet today
-Come soon -Come soon
-Don't make me yearn -Don't make me yearn
-Hey -Hey
You had said
-Last Friday -I'll kiss you
Next Friday
-Today is Friday -Today is Friday
-So come, my darling -So come, my darling
-Give me a kiss, Jumma -Give me a kiss, Jumma
Give me a kiss, Jumma
Give me a kiss
Come on.
What a pretty bride, Aditi!
-I wish I could marry her. -What?
Just think about it.
She'll say something and I won't understand.
Then, I'll say something and she'll blush without understanding.
She must be speaking Hindi.
Besides, she's a kid!
She should be playing games, not managing a house.
How do you know?
This is normal in small towns.
The second you finish school, they want to get you married.
Are you going to have a love marriage?
It's still illegal for two girls to get married in India.
You'll have to go to America.
That poor girl has been sentenced for life...
and you'll are cracking jokes. Come on.
Today is the last you'll see her smile.
In two years,
you'll find her chasing her husband with a gun outside this temple!
Bridezilla attacks!
Ignore him, Naina.
Bunny's allergic to marriage.
True.
Honestly, Naina.
If I make you eat the same boring food every day,
would you be able to survive?
What do you mean?
Marriage is like boiled food for 50 years till you die.
We should have some spicy curry,
hamburgers...
and Hakka noodles!
Better to never get married than do it five-six times.
Five-six times!
Is it less?
What if you want kids?
What do kids have to do with it?
We can make kids right now.
Come behind this temple. I'll show you.
Such an asshole!
How many do you want? I can make twins also!
She'll feel bad.
What are you praying for?
Pray for me as well.
A private jet.
A penthouse apartment in New York and...
two Spanish girlfriends.
Preferably twins!
Ask!
Hey... why did you touch me?
Why did you touch me?
What happened?
Drunk pervert!
What? Have you seen your face?
I'm not blind!
-Who are you calling names? -What happened?
-What? -I can think of a few for you as well.
-Back off. -Look at her!
You don't know who I am.
Back off. Move!
What was that?
Drunk loser!
You!
Apologize to him.
Come on!
Learn to keep your cool.
Get lost.
Are you okay?
Are you fine, bro?
-It's swollen. -He's bleeding.
He has hit you hard.
Come on!
Do you think we're scared of you?
You don't know my friends!
We'll beat each one of you to pulp!
Ready, guys?
One.
Two.
-Let's do it. -Let's do it!
Catch them!
-Aditi, run! -Why are we running away?
-Don't let them escape! -Stop!
Naina, run!
What are you doing?
-Hey, move. -Avi, man!
Go that way.
Hey!
Come on, run!
-Hey. Stop. -Catch her!
What are you doing?
Scoundrel!
-I'm going to hit you so hard... -I'll get hurt.
-that no doctor will be able to fix you! -Aditi, let's get going.
Come!
Catch her.
Come on, run!
Get in.
What is this mess you've gotten me into?
Relax.
I have a plan.
This is a very stupid idea!
Look what you've done!
-Leave me. -Fool!
-Don't let them escape. -Look over there.
-We'll attack them from behind! -Look out for the girl.
Aditi, you'll get us all killed!
Let me have one shot at them.
I'll beat them so badly
that they won't be able to recognize each other!
They were right here. Where did they go?
Check behind the wall.
Alcohol!
Hey! They're hiding over here!
Hey! Come on, oaf!
-Hey. -Come.
Where have you been?
Take this!
-Naina, sit here. -Come here.
-Come on. -No, my girl!
Avi, throw the bottles.
Throw them faster!
Hurry up, Bunny!
Take this.
Hey, move.
Hurry up!
Get going, get going!
The trek is finally about to begin!
Just for fun, I thought that we should make two teams...
and have a race to the campsite.
The team to reach the camp first, wins.
The losing team must put up the tents and make dinner.
The winning team gets to chill!
Who wants to be the captain?
Come on!
Why are you sitting here?
Beating Bunny at trekking isn't possible.
It's Mission Impossible.
Don't worry, sugar baby.
Oh, good!
My body wasn't made for this stress.
Tired.
Look what happened!
Such a deep wound!
We should go to the hospital!
Yeah. But how will we find one here?
One second.
What are you doing?
This is... an Ajinomotato plant.
It's very good for your skin.
Can you put some on my face?
Oh, God!
Here.
Go ahead.
Who is that up there?
Who is that?
My mother!
I didn't know his mother was on this trek.
Damn you!
Wait, Naina.
Let me win this race.
Look at the state you're in!
I'll easily beat you.
Come on, Naina.
You used to win every competition in school.
Let me win here.
It's your fault.
You can't win if you spend all your time massaging girls' legs.
It's called flirting.
It's good for health.
Have you come here to climb mountains or girls?
That poor innocent girl has hurt herself so badly!
Yeah, sure. I've never seen a more innocent girl than her in my life!
Don't you like Lara?
Look at her!
How perfectly she sways her hips.
That's not all she's swaying!
That's true.
Hey, Naina!
Okay, listen!
Listen to me, Naina.
Wait.
Now sit down for a minute.
Sit. Please.
I know she's a bit silly.
But I can't flirt with girls like you.
So, I must make do with her.
What do you mean?
Girls like you aren't made for flirting.
You're made for love!
And love...
is very bad for my health.
Try losing sometimes, Naina.
It has a magic of its own!
I'm going to complain to the camp instructor!
This isn't school, Naina!
Everyone!
-Let's go! -Where to?
To a party, where else!
A group of Germans has set up a camp and we're invited!
-Come. -What are we waiting for?
But why, man?
-How are the girls? -Dynamite!
No one ate your parathas!
Pack them up.
You shouldn't poke around in the dark.
You never know what you'll find.
You're studying!
If you've managed to zip up, please leave.
Why aren't you coming?
I have no interest in your stupid party.
Liar.
You're dying to come.
Give it back, Bunny!
Bunny, give me my book!
Then, be honest.
Do you want to come, or not?
Yes.
Then, what's the problem?
You won't understand.
These things are easy for you.
What's easy?
This.
Going to parties, making friends...
You've always been like this.
Even in school.
"The cool guy." Everyone's favorite.
But do you remember what was I like in school?
I had no friends, Bunny.
I just sat in a corner and studied.
Bunking classes,
making fun of teachers,
chilling with friends...
I couldn't do it then and I can't do it now as well.
Because... I'm boring!
You're very cool, Naina.
The way you showed up on this trip last minute...
with 25 strangers...
all alone.
That needs guts.
You fight off thugs,
defeat me in the race,
sing mad songs.
You're a complete Bollywood freak.
Just stop feeling so bad for yourself...
and start loving who you are.
You're fine...
just the way you are.
There is one problem, though.
You don't smile enough.
Do you know how dangerous your smile is?
If I had a heart,
I'd have lost it to your smile ages ago.
Are you planning to let go of my hand?
If you looked at yourself
Through my eyes
Hey
I would show you what's hidden
From your gaze
Hey
There is an untold story
The mirror will tell you
It's marvelous
It's happening for the first time
By God's grace
It's marvelous
It's happening for the first time
By God's grace
Listen to my silence
Gather all the praises
Listen to my silence
Gather all the praises
I haven't felt like this before
I don't feel I'm praiseworthy
My grace is a gift from you
It's a bond of hearts
It can't be expressed openly
It's marvelous
It's happening for the first time
By God's grace
It's marvelous
It's happening for the first time
By God's grace
It's marvelous
It's happening for the first time
By God's grace
So, guys, this is Khipshi Pass.
Our trek's highest point!
We'll be setting up camp here tonight.
For now, you guys can relax!
What's up there?
That's Bhuta Mountain.
Let's go there.
What a view it'll be!
Bhuta.
Does anyone know what "Bhuta" means?
Bhuta means haunted.
According to the village elders,
there used to be an old temple of the Lord Bhairav.
They said any wish made there on a full moon night would come true.
Hundreds of people would go there in search of this magic...
but no one ever returned.
The temple no longer stands.
But they say on every full moon night,
thousands of spirits gather there.
Hoping for a miracle to occur.
Interesting thing is that tonight...
is a full moon night.
Are you still interested in that view?
What if the camp is haunted?
They say ghosts love the color red.
And you...
What's wrong, babe? I'm right here!
I know all the chants to get rid of ghosts.
Yeah, his father's an exorcist.
I want to go home!
I'm dying to get off this stupid mountain!
I'm going to order ten pizzas the second I'm home.
I'm sick of eating Maggi noodles!
You know, I haven't washed my hair in three days.
As soon as I get home, I'm going to take a long bubble bath!
I'm only waiting to get away from Avi's snoring.
Get used to it, bro!
What will you do when we'll be roommates?
Roommates?
We'll rent an apartment and set it up.
Like the TV show, F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
Lara come take bubble baths anytime!
You can stay in my room.
I'll get us a king-sized bed.
What if you snore?
Come to my tent tonight.
You'll get the best sleep of your life.
You shouldn't poke around in the dark.
You never know what you'll find!
What are you doing here, Naina?
Come on.
If there really was a temple here,
I have something to ask for.
-Do you want to sit? -No, no.
I don't get tired.
Not you, I'm tired.
-Do you have some alcohol? -What?
It's freezing. Let's have some.
You're full of surprises tonight.
Hey.
Don't tell anyone, okay?
Okay, enough. Control yourself.
It's nice! What is it?
Lugdi!
Made from fermented rice.
Manali is famous for it.
Lugdi, apples, trout and...
marijuana.
How do you know all this?
I'm not as stupid as I look.
Wait.
Read this.
Venice.
London.
Bunny, what is this?
This is my dream.
I want to see every corner of the world, Naina.
All this will take a lifetime to do!
When will you do everything else?
What else is there?
A student at 22, employed at 25, a husband at 26,
a father at 30, retired at 60 and then...
wait for your death.
No!
Who wants to lead such an ordinary life?
So then... what do you want from life, Bunny?
Adventure.
Madness.
Each day shall be so exciting...
that I can feel my blood rushing in my veins!
I want to fly, Naina.
I want to run, I'll even fall.
I just never want to... stop.
Like climbing this mountain.
It's just a random experience for you but for me, it's an addiction.
Did I speak too much?
I have never shared these things with Avi and Aditi.
Why am I telling you?
What would I know?
You never even greeted me in school.
Okay then... I'll do it now.
How are you, Naina?
There truly was something miraculous about that mountain.
And that miracle... was love.
I had never felt this kind of happiness before.
I was in love.
And I wanted to scream and tell the world about it.
But most of all, I wanted to tell him.
I'm not sure if the temple ever existed.
But I still made a wish.
A very simple wish.
Just one word.
My beloved when you hit me With the water-gun
The world says that A problem has arisen now
Hey, Naina!
-Hey, nerd! -Who?
It's Holi!
Why do I feel so good?
You've spread a magic
Why do I feel so good?
You've spread a magic
Why do I feel inebriated?
What have you given to me?
Your shirt has turned pink
Your swagger has changed
When you cast a spell,
The girl was swooned
When you danced in jeans,
She got floored
When you cast a spell,
The girl was swooned
When you danced in jeans,
She got floored
When I twist your hand,
You get furious
You'll have to pay dearly
For this flirting
Your adornment is alluring
The passion has kindled
When you cast a spell,
The girl was swooned
When you danced in jeans,
She got floored
Why are you declining me
When there is vacancy in the heart
Vacancy in the heart
I know what you want
You're quick to retort
You've the key to every lock
When you cast a spell,
The girl was swooned
When you danced in jeans,
She got floored
When you cast a spell,
The girl was swooned
When you danced in jeans,
She got floored
The world says it's bad
If only this night would never end.
Bunny, I have something to tell you.
I...
Aditi, are you okay?
-What is this? -Where did you find that?
Read this.
You're ruining my surprise, man.
How could you keep something like this from us?
That's what the surprise was.
I wanted to break it to you guys together at the end of this trip!
You mean, you're leaving?
Accepted at Northwestern University.
Chicago.
This is a scholarship letter.
-Yours? -Yes, mine.
You're really going?
No, I keep the envelope around because it matches my shirt.
When are you leaving?
In three weeks.
You should've told me before, man. I'd have applied as well.
That means, all our plans are canceled.
Is that a life you want to lead?
What nonsense, Bunny!
What will he do without us?
You'll drive yourself mad living alone for four years in America!
You'll come back!
Say something, Aditi!
Bunny, you should go.
You must go.
How long can we go on like this?
We're growing up.
We need to stop being teenagers.
Avi, I wanted to tell you the first.
Dad doesn't even know yet.
Forget it, man.
You're happy, right? That's it.
Let's celebrate in the bus.
What?
I'm scared.
Scared? You?
Life's going to change.
So what?
My friends...
Aren't happy, are they?
Who knows what Dad will say?
America's far.
I'll be alone there.
And here?
It feels nice.
But...
But?
But I...
But you...
You want to fly.
You want to run.
And what else?
I want to fall as well.
You can't eat boiled food all your life.
You...
I want to explore every corner of the world.
This scholarship...
Will take me closer to my dreams.
I must go, Naina.
I know.
Will you miss me?
Not at all.
You were about to say something.
Just that...
the night has ended.
I couldn't tell him.
Just...
couldn't say it.
As much as I loved him...
he loved his dreams much more than that.
I was hurt, but I was also grateful...
for the whole hoard of memories I was taking with me...
that I can never forget.
Those days, those nights...
the laughter, the madness, the friendship...
He chased after his dreams so hard...
that he was gone from our lives in the blink of an eye.
It's been eight years.
He never came back.
And I didn't wait for him either.
Do you want something?
You think you're a smart guy, slimy dog?
Take this!
The heart is insolent and unrestrained
Welcome to Paris!
I spent the evening and night wandering
Why does my heart
Want to fly freely?
Oh, God, my heart is pounding
There are unanswered questions in the mind
My heart wants to be a vagrant
Oh, God, my heart is pounding
My philosophy is to move with the wind
I don't want to settle down
My heart is pounding
Oh, God, my heart is pounding
I spent the evening and night wandering
Why does my heart want to fly freely?
Oh, God, my heart is pounding
I'm looking at the slow passing of time.
"The slow passing of time."
There's something about speaking Hindi in a foreign land.
I don't know why, Kabir.
But you're making me miss home today.
Liar. Like you really miss home.
I do, but then...
I forget.
People like us are vagabonds.
For us, to wander is to live.
And that is why...
the moment we're back in San Francisco...
you'll quit our show.
To get somewhere, you must leave something behind.
It's best to leave things at the right time
or you'll be left with too many regrets.
What's your plan?
The plan is... to not have a plan.
I'll figure something out.
Or else, I'll trick someone like you into hiring me.
The channel wants to launch a new show for the European market.
The host will live in some world famous cities for three months each
and we'll shoot his experiences.
And you want me to shoot this show?
No.
I want you to host it.
Come on.
You're smart and confident.
You're charming enough to make people forget what a jerk you really are!
What are you thinking, Kabir?
The courier company returned my package...
and completely ruined my plans to surprise you.
But no problem, I have a plan B.
How do I look?
Long hair, French manicure, ladies' jewelry.
Don't laugh, ass!
I'm sending you this video
in these sexy clothes...
so that you miss me just a little bit
and come for my wedding!
Yeah, man!
I'm getting married!
It's a grand celebration.
Destination wedding in Udaipur from December 20 to December 25.
Can't believe it, right?
Look.
I know you're very busy.
Your life is amazing, you're extremely cool...
and you don't like coming to India.
But, please come.
I'm losing my mind here.
We grew up so fast.
That's it.
I thought you wouldn't come.
I thought s as well, but you'd never let me live...
if I missed your wedding.
How are you?
How do I look?
What happened with the bar deal?
As usual.
It didn't work!
The investors said they couldn't bear the loss.
All that the bar needs is a renovation.
Anyway, never mind.
How much money do you need?
Two hundred crores! Do you have the money?
If I did, I'd give it to you in a second.
I didn't even take money from my father.
Why did you do that?
Because he didn't give me any!
He said giving me any money is as good as flushing it down the toilet.
It's eight o'clock, Avi.
Don't drink so much.
-Please! -Don't get married, Aditi.
Don't get started with it again.
What do you see in this oaf?
His name is Taran.
-He's a bit strange. -Not at all!
What are you doing?
My engagement ring fell into the pool. I'm saving it.
I'll ask someone to get it.
No, Aditi! I won't let our ring drown this way.
Will he live or should I throw him a float?
Got it!
Now come out.
Aditi, Avi's here!
So happy you came, man!
-Baby, come on! -Dude!
We're going to be late.
Didn't I tell you Avi would come?
-He's here. -Yes!
Now, I would call up on stage Naina, Aditi's best friend.
One day, Aditi randomly told me that she's meeting a guy.
You'll have an arranged marriage?
"I'm bored!", she said.
He's an engineer or something.
Maybe he'll be entertaining.
Barely a month later, Aditi called me again.
"I'm getting married."
"To whom?"
"The engineer."
You know, a few years ago Aditi and I went on a trek together.
I didn't think we'd keep in touch when we returned.
Then, one night my phone rang.
"Open the door."
Beer in hand and cigarettes in her pocket.
She listened to rock music.
I put on my earplugs and went to sleep.
And that's how we became friends.
I've seen it all.
Stubborn Aditi.
Mad Aditi.
Her leather jacket phase.
Her "I am a painter." phase.
Hey, I am an artist!
Hair colors.
But as wild and insane as Aditi can be...
she's also a beautiful and trustworthy friend.
They say there is no right time to get married.
You're in trouble from the moment it happens.
Aditi, my tigress, my wild child!
I left you alone for a few years...
and look at the mess you've created!
Madness is an illness.
An illness that old age makes you forget.
But screw that. We won't be old for a while.
So, let's be mad tonight.
I've seen all sorts of boys and girls
Everyone was dazzled by my charm
I don't like to brag about myself
If you gossip about me, I'll punch you
I'm possessed
I don't know what's right or wrong
It's stubborn
The insolent heart is unrestrained
I don't why the heart is like this
The insolent heart is unrestrained
I've seen
All of the world
From Bollywood to Hollywood
If you gossip about me, I'll punch you
It doesn't know how to turn its back
It doesn't know how to be shy
It's stubborn
The insolent heart is unrestrained
Today the moon the stars
Have become disco lights
They tell us to party all night
It doesn't know how to break bond
It doesn't care for the coming tomorrow
It's stubborn
The insolent heart is unrestrained
I don't why the heart is like this
The insolent heart is unrestrained
Look what I found!
I told you! He'll die of shock.
Did you'll really think I'd miss Aditi's suicide mission?
-Hey. -I was convinced of it.
Will you have a drink?
Why weren't you at the cocktail party, bro?
Her lover ruined my one and only suit.
Who is this specimen, Aditi?
He's loaded. Looks like a weirdo, but he drives a BMW.
Taran is sweet and intelligent, Bunny.
He loves me.
He's basically a lap dog.
How's the restaurant, bro?
Fantastic, bro!
Bunny... how long are you here for?
I'm leaving on the night of your wedding.
Going straight to Paris.
Paris! What's happening there?
It's an amazing project.
Your life has always been amazing.
You don't live in Chicago anymore, right?
Chicago was a long time ago!
Since then New York, Hawaii, back to--
Dude, you move around so much. It's hard to keep track.
You were in Boston when we spoke last, right?
No.
LA.
When your father... It slipped my mind.
He passed away so suddenly...
I was sad.
I'm going for a shower.
Will you be going home?
Not this time.
Let's do something tonight!
The three of us together again.
Just like the old times!
What are you saying, Aditi?
Everything has changed now.
You used to say that nothing changes between friends, Avi.
True.
But you and I... are not friends anymore, Bunny.
Oh man, it's cold!
It's just water. You'll be fine.
Go for it.
Are you married?
What?
-No. -Kids?
Yeah! Three!
Vile woman!
Why are you asking?
I'm wondering if I should behave or flirt openly.
Is flirting necessary?
It's very good for health.
Yoga.
I remember it.
Were you always this beautiful or is this the magic of time?
What a cheesy line!
You find this cheesy now, baby doll, but there was a time...
when you were floored by these lines!
Me? Floored by you?
You haven't changed at all, Bunny.
Except for one thing.
What?
The old Bunny used to smile a lot more.
Does the water feel okay now?
-Yes. -What did I tell you?
Give it some time. Everything will be okay.
Oh, princess, He's your prince charming
Matches are made in heaven
It's a time to celebrate
Oh, princess, He's your prince charming
Matches are made in heaven
It's a time to celebrate
Oh, Kabira
Oh, great one
Touch your destination
Oh, Kabira
Oh, great one
Your bond is with your past
I think that's enough.
Call Mr. Sharma from my phone
and pick him up from the reception. He's waiting for you there.
Congratulations.
Does he think I'm his slave?
"When I saw a girl..."
Come on. Feed me!
Like a blushing rose.
Like a poet's dream.
Like the morning...
-Light? -Light!
-What are you doing? -Bunny, my phone!
-You're having an affair! -Of course not!
-Then, is he hitting on you? -I don't know, man!
Who is this dude?
-Why do you care? -Sneaking around taking pictures of you.
Must be around here somewhere!
How could you read my messages, Bunny?
I didn't just read them, Naina!
I've messaged your Romeo to meet you by the lake.
Did you hook up with him?
-Why did you hide it? -Bunny, man!
Are you tired, Bunny?
I don't get tired.
Naina, where were you?
I was looking for you everywhere!
Naina was also been looking for you, Dave.
Nothing. Have fun, kids!
Naina, Mrs. Goswami's earrings are lost.
Give me my phone.
That's French for "How are you today?"
By the way, you look fresh today... Naina.
Stop wasting time, Bunny.
I have a big problem to solve.
Let's do it again.
Well, you must solve it.
Jump onto that ledge.
I'm not a circus animal.
Are you scared, Bunny?
Don't hurt my ego.
-God save me! -Now, listen.
Carefully peep into that room and tell me what's happening.
Since when are you so vulgar?
Oh, it's Taran.
What is he doing?
I'm not sure. Some kind of tribal dance.
But what am I doing here?
-You're checking how good their dance is! -Whose?
The groom's team, duffer!
You should always gauge your enemy's strengths.
Rambo from First Blood!
This is a wedding, not Dancing with the Stars!
Anyway, I don't cheat.
Liar! You'd still be in preschool if you didn't cheat.
Are they amazing?
Hold on, Naina!
What happened?
There's a girl also.
She must be his cousin from London.
I've heard she's a terrific dancer.
What the... Lara!
What the hell is happening?
You're my fantasy
Don't touch me
You wanted a big, fat Indian wedding, right? Suffer now!
Bunny, not now.
My blouse!
This is my TV show!
What's Venice like?
It's the sewage system of Europe.
I'm going there for my honeymoon.
Why?
Taran loves to visit such historical places.
It's okay, man. It'll be fun.
Nonsense! You're going to be bored to tears.
Stop it, Avi.
You still have two days left. Run away!
Why did you change the channel?
That was my TV show.
I didn't know that.
Avi, change it back.
It's your show, man. How many times are you going to watch it?
I want you to see it.
Not interested.
What's your problem, man?
What's your problem, Avi?
You know what my problem is.
I want to hear it from you.
Drop the act, Bunny.
This is the first time in eight years you've come to see us.
You've called, what, 10-20 times?
And you're asking me what my problem is?
It's not like you were calling every day, man.
I did, man.
But I got sick of listening to your answering machine!
You forgot us, Bunny.
Try to understand, man!
I was really caught up.
New places, new cities.
I had to make my life, my career!
I had to fulfill my dreams!
Your dreams!
Your life!
Your problems!
Your excuses!
Everything is about you!
What about me, Bunny?
How much do you even know about me?
My life, my dreams, my circumstances!
Avi, chill!
Look at Aditi.
It's not like we spoke every day,
but she's not so sore with me!
That's because Aditi doesn't expect anything from you!
She didn't even think you'd come for her wedding!
And who can blame her?
You didn't even come back for your father's funeral!
Listen.
Aditi's right.
Don't expect anything from me.
This is how I am.
How?
Selfish?
Shameless?
Bunny, you've completely lost your mind!
At least I'm not like you!
A drunkard, a gambler... a loser!
Asshole!
Are you trying to kill me? Are you crazy or what?
Here... use this pillow.
Bloody cheat!
Come on and fight like a man!
Aditi... you look so pretty.
I'm getting married, guys!
And my two best friends are fighting like dogs!
Stop this drama and apologize to each other right now.
He's not saying sorry!
Hug each other.
Come on!
I am coming!
We've seen millions of foreign girls
The most beautiful is an Indian girl
Come on, try it.
-Hey, Aunt. Have some alcohol. -I don't drink.
How many times will you lie to me? Here.
Claps!
Such a bimbo!
-What are you just standing here for? -Ladies and gentlemen...
Welcome all the aunts and uncles.
The sun sets, and moon rises
The heart starts to melt
Look into her eyes.
Bro!
All good?
I just hope Aditi likes my dance.
Everything will be okay, right?
You don't have AIDS.
Thanks for coming to our wedding, man.
To our family, also.
Here.
-No. -Take it. This makes everything better.
-Come on, drink! -The groom!
Hey!
What happened?
When you pinched me
I'm cross with you, appease me
I'll tease you
You're an amazing girl
You're my fantasy
Don't touch me, For I'm young now
Very good, my tiger.
You're my fantasy
Don't touch me, For I'm young now
A magic!
You said that their dance was rubbish!
Yeah, man. It was!
No, no! That wasn't rubbish.
That was mind-blowing!
Now, who's going to enjoy my traditional dance?
All the uncles!
You want to give an amazing performance, right?
-Leave it to me. -What are you going to do?
You don't know how talented I am.
Just hold on to your skirt.
It shouldn't drop.
Come on.
Let's set this stage on fire!
Everyone's favorite, the gorgeous...
I'll chase you
Your features are wooing
Your smile makes me lose slumber
You've some attitude
For you, I've left my girlfriend From Delhi
You gaze like a fraud
You look like a Casanova
I swear, I saved my pocket money
Only for you
I bid farewell to my family
I've left my girlfriend from Delhi
For you, I've left my girlfriend From Delhi
Let me hug you
I'm flat on you
I fell in love with you at the first sight
You've become insolent in love
You've frozen on me
You want to befriend me
My passion has increased for you
You're my day and night
My future is bright with you
There will be a boy More handsome than you
He'll make me his bride
I'll take you along
I've left my girlfriend from Delhi
For you, I've left my girlfriend From Delhi
I bid farewell to my family
I've left my girlfriend from Delhi
Get up, sleepy head.
We only have today to see Udaipur.
Come on, hurry up.
So, that's what your life is like.
You must have seen so many amazing things.
You can't even imagine.
I can never live like you.
Come.
What do you mean?
I mean...
you'll spend your whole life in one city...
in one house and in one room!
-Doesn't that scare you? -Not at all.
This is the life I've chosen.
I have no interest in living like you.
You're saying this only because you've not explored the world, baby!
You don't know about the bliss of living in different countries?
And what do you know about living at home?
You don't know what it's like to sit with strangers...
and listen to their life stories.
And you don't know what it's like to sit with old friends...
and reminisce.
Someday... I'll take you to San Francisco to eat their famous cheeseburgers.
You'll go crazy.
Someday... I'll feed you mutton biryani.
You'll forget the burger.
You haven't been to Paris, Naina.
Have you ever witnessed childbirth?
No.
But I have many children in Paris.
Andres Iniesta's winning goal.
Wankhede Stadium.
Mahendra Singh Dhoni's winning sixer!
California's sunshine.
Bombay's rains.
Indian custard.
Phantom of the Opera on Broadway.
Dilwaale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge in a single screen theater.
Yeah, man.
One day you'll be the fat mother of two children.
And I'll still be hot and fit.
Not two, I want six of them!
And when I'm sitting with them watching Harry Potter part 20 in my mansion,
you'll be stitching your own shoes in some African village.
You're not right, Naina.
You're just very different from me.
I know that.
Do you really want six kids?
Name one of them after me.
And are they all going be from the same spouse...
-or should I help? -Disgusting!
Just think about it!
How handsome our kids would be!
With my good looks and... well, my brains.
What?
Have they reached?
Okay, take care of yourself.
Come now, quickly.
We don't want to miss the Light and Sound show.
I'm tired, Bunny.
And it's so nice here!
Yes, but when we've seen everything...
it'll be nicer.
You can't do everything in one day.
Of course, I can.
Look at this.
We only have this much left.
-Hey! -And now we don't.
Sit down.
What if we find out later that the Light and Sound show was amazing?
Of course, it will be amazing.
But if we leave, we'll miss this amazing sunset.
How much ever hard you try, Bunny...
you'll always miss out on something in life.
Let's just... enjoy the moment.
Three years ago, I was working for a company called Trek America.
I was on a trek with 24 college students.
I returned to the city after eight days.
That's when my phone started working.
I had 155 voice messages.
My family.
My father had passed away.
He passed away on Monday.
I found out on Saturday.
His last rites had already been performed.
We hadn't spoken in a month.
I hadn't seen him in three years.
He used to say that I should visit more often.
I should have listened to him.
Don't get into this, man.
Just play.
What? How is this my fault?
Do you have socks?
This isn't Las Vegas, man!
You weren't going to hit a double jackpot.
-I was doing my thing, man. -It's okay, man. It's done now.
Why don't you ever listen, Bunny?
Don't waste your hard-earned money.
Money is nothing.
Not everyone has this "nothing" in their destiny.
Here.
Las Vegas?
The casino episode.
Where she put 20 dollars in the slot machine and...
Won 20,000.
That host of yours is hot!
You've watched my show, Avi?
You'll have done around 40 episodes.
I've watched them all.
Then, why were you pretending?
It's your show, Bunny.
How could I not watch it?
Avi, can I say something?
I heard about your bar.
It's just a bad phase, man.
I have some savings.
I want you to take it.
Save your bar.
It's a lot of money, Bunny.
How much?
25 lakhs.
Scoundrel! You think you can buy me with your money?
My friendship is not so cheap.
I don't want your money, Bunny. Got it?
Then, what can I do for you, Avi?
Here.
Have a drink with me.
Why are you marrying this guy?
I saw how jealous he got when you went there to talk to Avi.
You're sure about this, right?
Bunny, I wasn't going to talk to Avi.
I went there to give him a slap.
He's spent two lakhs in two days.
One lakh on booze and one lakh in poker.
Taran has just paid it off.
He wasn't being jealous.
He was just stopping me from insulting Avi.
So, you're not in love with Avi anymore?
You knew about it?
Everybody knew.
Except for that duffer Avi.
Yeah, man. I was.
But, you know, Avi was never in that relationship.
It was just me... alone.
But with Taran...
How do I explain it?
You know, it's like... Before I met him, I was fine.
But now I know that I can be happy as well.
It's simple.
With certain people...
things just seem better by spending time with them.
Your... cap.
You called me a bitch.
Carry on. I'll be right back.
The magic of this night is intoxicating.
Are you looking for something?
Who is this?
This... is Vikram.
-He's here to record the wedding. -And to meet Naina.
Why are you sitting here?
Who are you?
Get lost.
I said, please...
get lost.
You are being rude.
Look, this is my best friend's wedding.
You're not welcome here.
You've had too much to drink.
-Naina has invited me here. -I'm Naina's boyfriend.
Get lost.
Vikram, give me five minutes.
I'll be right there, okay?
You... are not my boyfriend.
Is he your boyfriend?
What has gotten into you, Bunny?
Go apologize to him.
I'd rather break his face.
You've lost your mind, Bunny.
"Like a poet's dream."
What?
Is this the guy who sent you that cheap message?
Not that loser, Dave?
Yes, Bunny.
Vikram sent me those messages.
Do you love him?
How does it matter?
It matters!
I thought you drank only with me!
What are you trying to say, Bunny?
You should send this Vikram away.
Why?
Because I want you to spend all your time with me.
I was here with Vikram because
I cannot spend another second with you!
He's just my friend.
-Is he not your boyfriend? -No, Bunny. He's not!
Please stop this drama!
Why don't you understand that
if I stand here any longer then...
What, Naina?
I'll fall in love with you.
Again.
And you won't love me.
Again.
-At times, I feel -At times, I feel
-That you were made for me -That you were made for me
You were in a fairyland
Vikram left.
Really?
The thing is...
confessing the love is just a beginning.
Then what happens, Bunny?
What happens, Naina?
Then, the two cannot handle those three words.
Let's not talk about this.
Bunny, please let me go.
No.
Bunny, I'm a simple girl.
I want to live a simple life.
You're not wrong.
You're just very different from me.
Please let me go.
I can't.
Then, don't go to Paris.
Don't take this job that you've been dreaming of your whole life.
Don't travel.
Because I can't go with you.
Everything is here.
How can I leave?
Okay.
You come visit me twice a year.
And no external affairs in Paris.
After a few years, you move back here.
Naina, I--
I know, Bunny.
I understand you.
I know what your dreams are.
What you want from life.
And that's why...
we should forget each other.
Don't go, Naina.
This feels nice.
That's why I must go.
Five minutes.
Five seconds.
You're selfish
You pick neither sun nor the shade
You're selfish
You don't stay at one place
You're selfish
You pick neither sun nor the shade
You're selfish
You don't stay at one place
You've crossed the seven seas
Still the heart is restless
Oh, Kabira Listen to me
Oh, great one Listen to me
Your shadow beckons you
Oh, Kabira Listen to me
Oh, great one Listen to me
You're so heartless
The old path awaits you
Your old house awaits you
The old path awaits you
Your old house awaits you
You're so selfish
You're aloof
You're so selfish
You've forgotten the old love
You are a storm of wind
Why did you suppress your feelings?
Oh, Kabira Listen to me
Oh, great one Listen to me
Your shadow beckons you
Oh, Kabira Listen to me
Oh, great one Listen to me
You're so ruthless and unfaithful
We should leave.
Here, take this.
Dad, you've given me enough money.
Keep this for you.
Don't argue with your father.
Keep it safely now.
Were you crying?
Well, I'm finally getting rid of you!
This house is going to feel empty without you.
Come on.
Aren't you happy, Dad?
Of course, I'm happy!
But I'm also a little selfish.
I don't want to lose you.
What are you trying to say, Dad?
You don't want me to go to America?
How does that matter?
Do you ever listen to anything I say?
Of course, it matters.
If you didn't want me to go, you should have said it before.
You can still say it.
Don't go.
Would you really do that...
for me?
Yes.
For you to say that... is enough.
Now, listen.
Go wherever you want to go.
Do whatever you want to do.
Live your life!
Remember one thing, son.
Whatever happens in life...
I'll always be with you.
I'm tired... of running.
I never respected time.
And now, Dad's gone.
If only I could tell him how much I love him.
Bunny, do you know what made your father the happiest?
Not me, not your mother, not his work.
You did.
Do you know why?
Because you never gave up on your dreams.
You lived life on your own terms.
He understood how difficult it is
to carve your own path through life.
And he was proud that you had the courage to walk that path.
If you want to tell your father how much you love him,
you need to do what you've always done.
Listen to your heart.
Everything will be okay, Bunny.
Except for this sherbet.
It's still terrible.
Listen to me
Life has...
Written a couplet
On the air
Listen to me
This is my first honeymoon, baby.
I want to spend New Year's Day with you amongst the stars.
The year comes to an end tonight, and so does this bar.
To the good times
To the new year and the new beginnings!
Come and listen to me
Listen to me
Here.
What are you doing here?
I've come to spend New Year's Eve with you.
Paris?
Why?
I didn't want to risk it.
What if someone else whisked you away?
Are you not going?
I refused their offer.
I had to say yes to you.
Should we make this lighting a little romantic?
Hey!
Are you afraid of the dark?
Come on.
On that note, let's have some cake.
This job was everything to you.
It was.
But there's a right time for everything!
And today...
is the right time for this.
Will you marry me?
You've lost your mind.
This is fake.
But my love is real, baby!
Sorry. I didn't have a lot of time.
Bunny, you'll run away.
So, bring me back.
That means you'll really run away!
I won't go anywhere. Try me.
Marriage isn't about trying.
Once you're in it...
it's boiled food for 50 years until you die!
Can you handle it?
-Are you trying to scare me? -Scared already?
This is not your cup of tea.
Fine. I'm going.
Will you marry me or not?
Why do you want to marry me?
Because I can't escape you!
You've screwed me!
I still want the same things but now I want them with you.
I still want to see every corner of the world but with you.
Look, Naina.
Time waits for no one.
It flies past us and we get left behind.
And before I get left far behind,
I want to spend some time with you.
You make me happy, Naina.
I've already dreamt of marrying you.
You should think like that as well.
Such a long speech! The least you can do is clap.
Naina, say something.
What happened?
Baby, give me your phone. My phone's dead.
Loser! Are you wasted yet?
Scoundrel! Where are you?
You'll never believe it.
Hi, baby.
It's a long story.
Hey, who are you with?
I'll tell you.
Who's the chick with you?
It's our nerd.
Avi, hang on! Let me put you on speaker.
Avi, talk to Adi.
Dude, I've been trying to get through to you.
Where are you? I have no idea what's going on.
I'm at the bar. I have no idea either!
Bunny, where are the two of you?
At my place.
That means you didn't leave!
I knew it!
I knew the two of you were hooking up!
Liars! Scoundrels!
Either I'm totally wasted or you have lost your mind!
I'll explain everything.
But there's only five seconds left for the new year!